Doing the Pot

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I’ve come to love my crock pot. Not like puppy love where you love them until they chew up your camera cord. Not like brotherly love where you love ‘em cause you have to.  Not even the love you have for your new high heels that cause a world of pain. Just sheer, undying, perfect, …

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Public Grooming

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It’s amazing what some people do in public.  Not amazing as in heroically saving a grandma from getting clobbered by a bus or picking up the tab for the person behind you in the drive-thru. Amazing as in I-can’t-believe-you-just-did-that-and-now-you’re-doing-it-again-please-stop-now kind of amazing. So not really all that amazing. I’m not solely referring to the people …

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Gender nights

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Regardless of how significant your significant other may be, it’s still fun (borderline necessary) to go your own way occasionally. Since most couples share the same interests and hobbies – music, sports, friends – it can be tough not to spend 100% of your day with nothing but the bathroom door to temporarily separate you.  …

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Black Friday Shopping

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T’was the night before Black Friday and all through Grandma’s house the men were watching football and the women were endlessly paging through the newspaper advertisements, making lists and devising a plan of attack. Through the usual family chit-chat, my sister and I overheard a mention of the mall near Grandma’s home opening at midnight.  …

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