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A Bittersweet Divorce

Uncategorized December 26, 2013 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

My parents are getting a divorce. There. I said it. It’s out in the open. The world knows our family is crumbling. And really, it’s okay. It’s probably for the better. Why polar opposites would ever join in holy matrimony is a total mystery anyway – or how they raised four very normal children for …

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I Shoulda Been A Grandma

Uncategorized August 1, 2013 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I sent my mother off to WE Fest last night. I instructed her to be careful, warning that people die there every year. I also requested she not take drinks from strangers — an act that’s right up her alley. They peeled off, headed for the country fest and I smiled. Me, advising my mother, …

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A More Colorful Kind of Love

Uncategorized February 13, 2013 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

It’s Valentine’s Day again and I’m still wondering whether we’ll ever do away with this silly holiday. As I’ve ranted about in previous blogs, this day forces men to show their love in the form of a $100 flower arrangement (which in many cases still isn’t “enough”).  Couples desperately make reservations and fight crowds to eat an …

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One man's treasure is another woman's nightmare

Uncategorized August 22, 2012 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

When’s the last time you acted like a kid? I don’t mean allowing a spurt of immaturity get the best of you or clumsily knocking over a cup chocolate milk. Dig a little deeper. When did you last go back in time and try to do something you did frequently in your earlier years? I’m …

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Waitin' on You

Uncategorized January 26, 2012 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

What do you think of when picturing an artist?  A dude with a funny hat?  A color pallet?  A musician?  Someone who’s a little…. different? How about yourself? Have you ever created a work of art? No? Ever try? I’m not an artist. Sure, I’ll take a stab here and there, but for the most …

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Stitching memories

Uncategorized December 9, 2011 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I used to needlepoint. Most people my age likely haven’t an idea what needlepointing is, but I learned at a young age thanks to the inability to detect whether I was being a pest. My sister and I used to lace up our tennies, kickstand our bikes in the driveway and devise a plan – …

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A pumpkin is a pumpkin!

Uncategorized November 23, 2011 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I prepared the first two pumpkin pies of the season last night. Made from real pumpkin, they at least look like something people will be fooled into dishing up.  Let me start by getting this out into the open: I use “regular” Jack-O-Lantern pumpkins. As in, after Halloween, I take my spookily carved pumpkin, chop …

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One man's junk is another woman's dresser

Uncategorized October 7, 2011 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

It’s amazing what some people consider junk. As experienced by Fargo citizens on cleanup week, handfuls of people are willing to put a bit of work into an item that a previous owner called it quits on. They should start calling it “trade up” week. I’d be lying if I said I haven’t gone “shopping” …

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City Transportation: not as creepy as expected

Uncategorized September 29, 2011 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I’ve been meaning to take the bus since Earth Day. Earth Day was in April. That’s almost six months ago. Alright, so it took some courage building, but I finally gave it a go yesterday.  Contrary to popular belief, it wasn’t confusing, inconvenient, creepy or life threatening. I’m still living and breathing and to my …

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Women in Business

Uncategorized August 10, 2011 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Each year, I get the honor of interviewing and writing stories about some of the area’s most interesting, successful women. “Women in Business” is on my top 5 list of favorite publications to compile for The Forum. Every year, a select few of Fargo’s successful women open their door to prove it’s possible to make a …

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I AM LAURA STONEBURNER

I’m a writer and photographer who loves old cars, big dogs and trying stuff for the first time. I believe everyone should have a bucket list because life isn’t about working, paying bills and having the latest and greatest. It’s about experiences. Achieving goals. People. Adventures. Travel.

I’ve never dyed my hair, broken a bone, or watched a Star Wars movie, and I don’t plan on doing any of these.

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