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Lemonade Stands

Uncategorized May 2, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Even though the current weather has left us feeling used and confused, we can rest assure that summer will make its grand entrance one of these days.  While there are far too many enjoyable things about summer to list, one that really stirs up memories are the lemonade stands.  It’s not something you see every …

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The Terrible Trio: Calling 911

Uncategorized April 11, 2008May 15, 2018 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Since the day we were born, we are taught that we only dial 911 in emergencies. We’re reminded over and over that it is no joke – we’d be in big trouble if we dialed the forbidden combination unless absolutely necessary. To curb my curiosity as a child, I dialed ‘the terrible trio’ from a pay …

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5 tricks they didn't teach you in school

Uncategorized March 26, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I miss being a kid.  There’s a chance I could still pass as one, but no longer will the "I forgot" excuse work.  No longer will causing physical harm to my siblings be considered "normal," and I’ve officially come to the realization that the $100 of cash received at Christmas is not enough to live …

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Kid Recipes

Uncategorized March 16, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Life was so simple as a kid. Though Im still a kid at heart, there is just no going back to the times when I didnt have a care in the world other than which neighbors yard I was playing in. Though its nearly impossible to recall the portion of our lives that were easiest, …

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Living with a free spirit

Uncategorized February 20, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

During a group exercise class at the gym, I couldn’t help but notice someone who was a little "different."   The instructor took short breaks, allowing the class to get a drink of water.  We were encouraged to keep moving during this time. Most of us would jog in place and wait for the next set …

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Valentine's Day

Uncategorized February 13, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I hate Valentine’s Day. Single or not, the day may be the worst holiday ever celebrated.  My dislike for this defective holiday isn’t because I’m envious of women carrying around a dozen roses.  I don’t hate the day because it reminds me that the man of my dreams may not exist.  And I’ve never had …

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My Baby Book

Uncategorized January 23, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

    No doubt about it, growing up with siblings makes for a well-rounded individual.  Being the third of four brats has its benefits and drawbacks. I had an older brother constantly threatening my life, an older sister bossing me around, and a little brother I was able to take my frustrations out on.     Besides …

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Running away from home

Uncategorized January 20, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Unless your childhood was perfect, your family was probably pretty good at upsetting you.  Surely we all dealt with this in different ways – the most common being running away from home.  Mom would blame you for something your brother did, and the next thing you knew, you were packing up your G.I. Joe or …

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Kid Recipes

Uncategorized January 16, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Life was so simple as a kid. Though I’m still a kid at heart, there is just no going back to the times when I didn’t have a care in the world other than which neighbor’s yard I was playing in.   Though it’s nearly impossible to recall the portion of our lives that were …

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The toaster mystery

Uncategorized January 2, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

On most toasters, a simple instruction is embedded in the section between the two bread slots.  This message, "One Slice ^"  surely serves a purpose. I refuse to believe manufacturers would stamp this message on every single toaster for no reason. However, the reason for the etching of this instruction is yet to be revealed.    …

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I AM LAURA STONEBURNER

I’m a writer and photographer who loves old cars, big dogs and trying stuff for the first time. I believe everyone should have a bucket list because life isn’t about working, paying bills and having the latest and greatest. It’s about experiences. Achieving goals. People. Adventures. Travel.

I’ve never dyed my hair, broken a bone, or watched a Star Wars movie, and I don’t plan on doing any of these.

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