Kid Recipes

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Life was so simple as a kid. Though Im still a kid at heart, there is just no going back to the times when I didnt have a care in the world other than which neighbors yard I was playing in. Though its nearly impossible to recall the portion of our lives that were easiest, …

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Valentine's Day

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I hate Valentine’s Day. Single or not, the day may be the worst holiday ever celebrated.  My dislike for this defective holiday isn’t because I’m envious of women carrying around a dozen roses.  I don’t hate the day because it reminds me that the man of my dreams may not exist.  And I’ve never had …

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My Baby Book

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    No doubt about it, growing up with siblings makes for a well-rounded individual.  Being the third of four brats has its benefits and drawbacks. I had an older brother constantly threatening my life, an older sister bossing me around, and a little brother I was able to take my frustrations out on.     Besides …

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The toaster mystery

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On most toasters, a simple instruction is embedded in the section between the two bread slots.  This message, "One Slice ^"  surely serves a purpose. I refuse to believe manufacturers would stamp this message on every single toaster for no reason. However, the reason for the etching of this instruction is yet to be revealed.    …

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Fundraising

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As a kid, I never did much fundraising.  My parents felt pressuring neighbors into purchasing things to support my school trips was inappropriate.  This was fine by me — if Mom and Dad were willing to pay, why would I stand out in the cold while Mrs. Schmidt decided on what kind of pie she wanted? …

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