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A sporadic blog about everyday life that should never, ever be taken too seriously.

Author: laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I’m a writer and photographer who loves old cars, big dogs and trying stuff for the first time. I believe everyone should have a bucket list because life isn’t about working, paying bills and having the latest and greatest. It’s about experiences. Achieving goals. People. Adventures. Travel. I’ve never dyed my hair, broken a bone, or watched a Star Wars movie, and I don’t plan on doing any of these.

Garage sale season — leaving you rummaging for rummage sales

Uncategorized April 10, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

It’s that time of year – garage sale season. City-wides, anyone? Set your alarms! While some find no value in digging through another person’s junk, there are others who spend half of their summer mapping out sales and hunting for deals. For a period of time (before my family collected enough rubbish to occupy nearly …

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Beverage of Choice

Uncategorized April 3, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Who doesn’t love jump-starting their morning with a tall glass of sunshine? Okay, so there are probably more than a handful of people who don’t enjoy this nutritious drink, but these are the same type of weirdoes who don’t think puppies are cute. For the rest of us, O.J. is the only way to start …

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Taking a compliment should be easy, but requires practice for some

Uncategorized March 20, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Some people don’t know how to take a compliment. You try to tell them how great, cute, funny and wonderful they are, and all they do is roll their eyes and deny it. I’m embarrassed to admit that I’m one of them. Simply put, I don’t know what to say or how to react. Does …

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Perhaps "the perfect card" can't be purchased

Uncategorized March 13, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

One would think picking out a greeting card for a special occasion would be easy. It should be like picking out a new toothbrush for yourself, no? Unfortunately, I’ve noticed this task takes me an unusually large amount of time, and I know I’m not alone. Upon entering a store, I’ve seen people perusing the …

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Once a freckle-faced outcast, always a freckle-faced outcast

Uncategorized March 5, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I’ve always had freckles. They aren’t as noticeable this time of year, but as soon as I step outside on a warm, sunny day, the specks get larger and darker. I spend a lot of time outdoors during the summer. In my younger days, I remember being out in the sailboat with my dad, who …

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My not-so million-dollar idea

Uncategorized February 19, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they think they’ve come up with “the million-dollar idea.” I once thought I had a breakthrough idea that would revolutionize the toaster pastry industry. I was eating a Kellogg’s Pop-Tart and discussing nothing in particular with my family. I savored each bite of my treat, first breaking …

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Golfing

Uncategorized January 9, 2009 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

  Do you play golf? Do you enjoy golf? These are two completely different questions in my book. Yes I sometimes play golf, but, unlike any other sport, it’s not what I’d call “enjoyable.” As a young gal, my parents signed me up for kid’s golf. I dreaded the days I had to head to …

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The Dog Duo

Uncategorized December 26, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

When it comes to having a good friend, most people look for common qualities: loyal, trustworthy, dependable, and non-judgmental. I’ve found these traits are often found in four-legged friends: dogs. All my life, my family has owned a dog. They would come and go, but if one passed, it wouldn’t be long before we started …

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Coupons: Do they help you save or spend?

Uncategorized December 19, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

I love getting a good deal. To me, there is nothing better than paying less than full price for something. I particularly enjoy using coupons to score good deals and save money. Receiving one of those envelopes packed with coupons in the mail makes me feel like the latest lottery winner. I’m going to go …

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Worried?

Uncategorized December 12, 2008 by laura.m.stoneburner@gmail.com

Where do you fall on the worry spectrum? The spectrum extends from the laid back, live-in-the-moment type to the up-tight planning freaks. It appears as if it all comes down to looking forward. Some people have the ability to live in the moment and not worry about what is to come. Others can’t stop thinking …

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I AM LAURA STONEBURNER

I’m a writer and photographer who loves old cars, big dogs and trying stuff for the first time. I believe everyone should have a bucket list because life isn’t about working, paying bills and having the latest and greatest. It’s about experiences. Achieving goals. People. Adventures. Travel.

I’ve never dyed my hair, broken a bone, or watched a Star Wars movie, and I don’t plan on doing any of these.

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